Who created the JAWS perody?

Who created the JAWS perody?

[Adam Myrow]

I was looking over the Speakup FTP site and found in the
/pub/linux/goodies/audio_files a file called jaws_pach.mp3.  It is a
parody of Dr. JAWS from older versions of JAWS and is one of the better
such parodies I've encountered.  I don't want to spoil it, but any of you
windows bashers will surely love it.  In fact, I suspect one of you
uploaded that.  What I want to know is who made it in the first place?
It actually sounds believable.

Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Aaron Howell]

its by Patric Perdue (might have mispelt his name).
http://www.pdaudio.net
Regards
Aaron
On Thu, Oct 31, 2002 at 05:17:02PM -0600, Adam Myrow wrote:
> I was looking over the Speakup FTP site and found in the
> /pub/linux/goodies/audio_files a file called jaws_pach.mp3.  It is a
> parody of Dr. JAWS from older versions of JAWS and is one of the better
> such parodies I've encountered.  I don't want to spoil it, but any of you
> windows bashers will surely love it.  In fact, I suspect one of you
> uploaded that.  What I want to know is who made it in the first place?
> It actually sounds believable.
> 
> 
> 
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Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Adam Myrow]

Apparently, his site is gone.  I got an "unable to connect to remote host"
from Lynx.  Oh well.  I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when I
played it.

Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Alex Snow]

Yeah! I loved taht one.  A few years ago a person I was working with brought
it in on cd and told me they were installing a patch that would fix jaws or
something.  I actually believed it when it said it was deleting my settings
files! Then I found it was just an mp3 file.
Explorer has caused a general protection fault in module kernel32.dll. I'm
sick of Winblows!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Adam Myrow" <amyrow@midsouth.rr.com>
To: <speakup@braille.uwo.ca>
Sent: Thursday, October 31, 2002 6:17 PM
Subject: Who created the JAWS perody?


> I was looking over the Speakup FTP site and found in the
> /pub/linux/goodies/audio_files a file called jaws_pach.mp3.  It is a
> parody of Dr. JAWS from older versions of JAWS and is one of the better
> such parodies I've encountered.  I don't want to spoil it, but any of you
> windows bashers will surely love it.  In fact, I suspect one of you
> uploaded that.  What I want to know is who made it in the first place?
> It actually sounds believable.
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> Speakup mailing list
> Speakup@braille.uwo.ca
> http://speech.braille.uwo.ca/mailman/listinfo/speakup
>

Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Charles Hallenbeck]

I sent that parody to a friend who used windows with jaws without
telling him what it was, and when he started to play it and heard
what was supposed to be happening, he panicked and hit the power
switch on his computer to stop it. He was madder than hell at me
for that.

On Thu, 31 Oct 2002, Adam Myrow wrote:

> Apparently, his site is gone.  I got an "unable to connect to remote host"
> from Lynx.  Oh well.  I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when I
> played it.
>
>
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Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[David Poehlman]

he knew it was an audio file for the life of him.  sounds like someone
who is not well versed in the ways of computers.
"hello, tech support?" "I've got a something weird going with my
computer.  every time I hit the power switch it turns off."

----- Original Message -----
From: "Charles Hallenbeck" <hallenbeck@valstar.net>
To: <speakup@braille.uwo.ca>
Sent: Friday, November 01, 2002 6:26 AM
Subject: Re: Who created the JAWS perody?


I sent that parody to a friend who used windows with jaws without
telling him what it was, and when he started to play it and heard
what was supposed to be happening, he panicked and hit the power
switch on his computer to stop it. He was madder than hell at me
for that.

On Thu, 31 Oct 2002, Adam Myrow wrote:

> Apparently, his site is gone.  I got an "unable to connect to remote
host"
> from Lynx.  Oh well.  I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when
I
> played it.
>
>
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Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Charles Hallenbeck]

You got that right.

On Fri, 1 Nov 2002, David Poehlman wrote:

> he knew it was an audio file for the life of him.  sounds like someone
> who is not well versed in the ways of computers.
> "hello, tech support?" "I've got a something weird going with my
> computer.  every time I hit the power switch it turns off."
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Charles Hallenbeck" <hallenbeck@valstar.net>
> To: <speakup@braille.uwo.ca>
> Sent: Friday, November 01, 2002 6:26 AM
> Subject: Re: Who created the JAWS perody?
>
>
> I sent that parody to a friend who used windows with jaws without
> telling him what it was, and when he started to play it and heard
> what was supposed to be happening, he panicked and hit the power
> switch on his computer to stop it. He was madder than hell at me
> for that.
>
> On Thu, 31 Oct 2002, Adam Myrow wrote:
>
> > Apparently, his site is gone.  I got an "unable to connect to remote
> host"
> > from Lynx.  Oh well.  I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when
> I
> > played it.
> >
> >
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> > Speakup@braille.uwo.ca
> > http://speech.braille.uwo.ca/mailman/listinfo/speakup
> >
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Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Carin Headrick]

I remember when I found www.hookedonthe.net/pdaudio...which no longer
exists, and found a full site of them.  One of them was called virus.  That
one scared the bejesus out of me!

Carin---------
Check out my little website at http://www.uoguelph.ca/~cheadric.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Charles Hallenbeck" <hallenbeck@valstar.net>
To: <speakup@braille.uwo.ca>
Sent: Friday, November 01, 2002 6:26 AM
Subject: Re: Who created the JAWS perody?


I sent that parody to a friend who used windows with jaws without
telling him what it was, and when he started to play it and heard
what was supposed to be happening, he panicked and hit the power
switch on his computer to stop it. He was madder than hell at me
for that.

On Thu, 31 Oct 2002, Adam Myrow wrote:

> Apparently, his site is gone.  I got an "unable to connect to remote host"
> from Lynx.  Oh well.  I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when I
> played it.
>
>
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> Speakup@braille.uwo.ca
> http://speech.braille.uwo.ca/mailman/listinfo/speakup
>

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Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Carin Headrick]

Well, I was kind of computer dumb back then, and thought an mp3 could be
infected with a virus.  Then when I installed McCrappy, as I call it, virus
scanner, and noticed JAWS...yes, don't crusify me, I do use JAWS, started
stuttering, I thought I had a virus!  I must have scanned that mp3 so many
times!

Carin
P.S. I basically sucked his site dry, so if anyone wants any of his
parodies, I can send them over.  Have you ever heard the dectalk goes on
strike one?

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----- Original Message -----
From: "David Poehlman" <poehlman1@comcast.net>
To: <speakup@braille.uwo.ca>
Sent: Friday, November 01, 2002 6:44 AM
Subject: Re: Who created the JAWS perody?


he knew it was an audio file for the life of him.  sounds like someone
who is not well versed in the ways of computers.
"hello, tech support?" "I've got a something weird going with my
computer.  every time I hit the power switch it turns off."

----- Original Message -----
From: "Charles Hallenbeck" <hallenbeck@valstar.net>
To: <speakup@braille.uwo.ca>
Sent: Friday, November 01, 2002 6:26 AM
Subject: Re: Who created the JAWS perody?


I sent that parody to a friend who used windows with jaws without
telling him what it was, and when he started to play it and heard
what was supposed to be happening, he panicked and hit the power
switch on his computer to stop it. He was madder than hell at me
for that.

On Thu, 31 Oct 2002, Adam Myrow wrote:

> Apparently, his site is gone.  I got an "unable to connect to remote
host"
> from Lynx.  Oh well.  I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when
I
> played it.
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> Speakup mailing list
> Speakup@braille.uwo.ca
> http://speech.braille.uwo.ca/mailman/listinfo/speakup
>

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Re: Who created the JAWS perody?

[Christopher Moore]

Thanks, guys.  I needed a good laugh.
On Fri, Nov 01, 2002 at 06:52:46AM -0500, Charles Hallenbeck wrote:
> You got that right.
> 
> On Fri, 1 Nov 2002, David Poehlman wrote:
> 
> > he knew it was an audio file for the life of him.  sounds like someone
> > who is not well versed in the ways of computers.
> > "hello, tech support?" "I've got a something weird going with my
> > computer.  every time I hit the power switch it turns off."
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Charles Hallenbeck" <hallenbeck@valstar.net>
> > To: <speakup@braille.uwo.ca>
> > Sent: Friday, November 01, 2002 6:26 AM
> > Subject: Re: Who created the JAWS perody?
> >
> >
> > I sent that parody to a friend who used windows with jaws without
> > telling him what it was, and when he started to play it and heard
> > what was supposed to be happening, he panicked and hit the power
> > switch on his computer to stop it. He was madder than hell at me
> > for that.
> >
> > On Thu, 31 Oct 2002, Adam Myrow wrote:
> >
> > > Apparently, his site is gone.  I got an "unable to connect to remote
> > host"
> > > from Lynx.  Oh well.  I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when
> > I
> > > played it.
> > >
> > >
> > > _______________________________________________
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> > > Speakup@braille.uwo.ca
> > > http://speech.braille.uwo.ca/mailman/listinfo/speakup
> > >
> >
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> >
> >
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> >
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