From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 Received: from int-mx1.corp.redhat.com (int-mx1.corp.redhat.com [172.16.52.254]) by listman.back-rdu.redhat.com (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id hB4Mw4R19274 for ; Thu, 4 Dec 2003 17:58:04 -0500 Received: (from mail@localhost) by int-mx1.corp.redhat.com (8.11.6/8.11.6) id hB4N4tw00664 for blinux-list@listman.back-rdu.redhat.com; Thu, 4 Dec 2003 18:04:55 -0500 Received: from mx1.redhat.com (mx1.redhat.com [172.16.48.31]) by int-mx1.corp.redhat.com (8.11.6/8.11.6) with SMTP id hB4N4t200659 for ; Thu, 4 Dec 2003 18:04:55 -0500 Received: from fep02-mail.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com (fep02-mail.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com [66.185.86.72]) by mx1.redhat.com (8.11.6/8.11.6) with SMTP id hB4N4t210926 for ; Thu, 4 Dec 2003 18:04:55 -0500 Received: from smtp.broadband.rogers.com ([142.146.232.70]) by fep02-mail.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com (InterMail vM.5.01.05.12 201-253-122-126-112-20020820) with ESMTP id <20031204230345.VHFR451303.fep02-mail.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com@smtp.broadband.rogers.com> for ; Thu, 4 Dec 2003 18:03:45 -0500 X-Mailer: Ultrafunk Popcorn release 1.48 (26-August-2003) X-URL: http://www.ultrafunk.com/products/popcorn/ X-Priority: 3 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 18:04:49 -0500 From: Martin Courcelles To: blinux-list@redhat.com Subject: Some comedey X-Authentication-Info: Submitted using SMTP AUTH PLAIN at fep02-mail.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com from [142.146.232.70] using ID at Thu, 4 Dec 2003 18:03:44 -0500 Message-Id: <20031204230345.VHFR451303.fep02-mail.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com@smtp.broadband.rogers.com> X-Loop: blinux-list@redhat.com Sender: blinux-list-admin@redhat.com Errors-To: blinux-list-admin@redhat.com X-BeenThere: blinux-list@redhat.com X-Mailman-Version: 2.0.13 Precedence: junk Reply-To: blinux-list@redhat.com X-Reply-To: martinfc@rogers.com List-Help: List-Post: List-Subscribe: , List-Id: Linux for blind general discussion List-Unsubscribe: , List-Archive: On the first day I left it, my Unix gave to me: A burnt-out V.D.T. On the second day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the third day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the fourth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the fifth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the sixth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the seventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the eighth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the ninth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the tenth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the eleventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Twelve boards a-blowing; Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the thirteenth day I started adapting my Nintendo for the VME bus. ******************************************************* *** Life is all good! *** *******************************************************